Fenn wanted to wear some new tennis shoes (because they were the only thing he could find and he was afraid his dad was going to leave him). I told him we needed some scissors to break the rubber band thing that held them together and then I just chiseled it off with my teeth. I said, "You momma has sharp teeth." Fenn, "Why?" Mom, "Because." Fenn, "Why you got sharp teeth? Cause your a mean, old witch?" Mom, "Yep that's why."