Changing Fenns jammies in the morning, they had a little pea on them. . .

Fenn, "Oh man I had a little side wiener again."
Me, "That's ok, let's just get this off and get dressed."
Fenn, very menacingly, "My wiener is destructive now."

Rachel, "Fenn what are you going to do when Hazel can talk?"
Fenn, "I'm going to cry."
Rachel, "Why?"
Fenn, "Because seh won't be a baby anymore."