Changing Fenns jammies in the morning, they had a little pea on them. . .
Fenn, "Oh man I had a little side wiener again."
Me, "That's ok, let's just get this off and get dressed."
Fenn, very menacingly, "My wiener is destructive now."
5.18.2010
4.14.2010
Watching "The Masters" on T.V. . .
Fenn, "Mom will you teach me to golf?"
Me, "I don't really know how to golf Fenn."
Fenn, "Will daddy teach me?"
Me, "I don't really think daddy knows too much about golf either. If you want to learn golf we will have to see if there is somebody at the golf course who can give you lessons when you are a little bit older."
The next day . . .
Fenn, "Dad, will you teach me to fish?"
Gib (with tears of joy in his eyes), "Yes, buddy, of course I will."
Fenn, "And I'll teach you to golf."
Fenn, "Mom will you teach me to golf?"
Me, "I don't really know how to golf Fenn."
Fenn, "Will daddy teach me?"
Me, "I don't really think daddy knows too much about golf either. If you want to learn golf we will have to see if there is somebody at the golf course who can give you lessons when you are a little bit older."
The next day . . .
Fenn, "Dad, will you teach me to fish?"
Gib (with tears of joy in his eyes), "Yes, buddy, of course I will."
Fenn, "And I'll teach you to golf."
2.08.2010
1.16.2010
12.08.2009
Playing out in the snow . . .
Fenn, "I have to go potty? Can I pea in the snow?"
Me, "Yes. Get up here and I'll help you get your clothes off"
10 minutes later he finally gets up the top of the hill and I have unzipped his coat, unzipped his snow pants, pulled down his sweats, long johns and undies, and taken off his mittens. I say, "O.k. hold your wiener and pea."
Fenn in very sad winey voice, "Your gonna have to hold it. My hands are freezin."
Katie, "Mel, your gonna have to hold it."
Fenn, "I have to go potty? Can I pea in the snow?"
Me, "Yes. Get up here and I'll help you get your clothes off"
10 minutes later he finally gets up the top of the hill and I have unzipped his coat, unzipped his snow pants, pulled down his sweats, long johns and undies, and taken off his mittens. I say, "O.k. hold your wiener and pea."
Fenn in very sad winey voice, "Your gonna have to hold it. My hands are freezin."
Katie, "Mel, your gonna have to hold it."
I'm feeling really bad because I haven't been keeping this up and I forget so quickly the things he says that crack me up. I MUST do better.
Tonight while browsing the Internet for, what else, swords, we had these conversations.
Fenn, "Whoa! What is that?"
Me, "That's a Kit Rae Avolovh Milthrodion Custom Fantasy Sword."
Fenn, "I want it."
Me, "Its $109.99"
Fenn, "That costs a lot of money. I want it. What store is it at?"
Me, "True Swords.com."
A few minutes later (mind you I am talking on the phone while looking at swords, I know its wrong, but I HATE looking at swords on line) . . .
Fenn, "That's a shit sword."
Me, "What? Are you swearing?"
Fenn, "Noooo."
A few minutes later (just hung the phone up and then had to call back and relate this little gem) . . .
Fenn, "What is that?"
Me, "That is a Kit Rae Custom Necklace Pendant Valdris. Its a sword necklace."
Fenn, "That's ridiculous."
Me, in my mind, "Thank you LORD!"
Tonight while browsing the Internet for, what else, swords, we had these conversations.
Fenn, "Whoa! What is that?"
Me, "That's a Kit Rae Avolovh Milthrodion Custom Fantasy Sword."
Fenn, "I want it."
Me, "Its $109.99"
Fenn, "That costs a lot of money. I want it. What store is it at?"
Me, "True Swords.com."
A few minutes later (mind you I am talking on the phone while looking at swords, I know its wrong, but I HATE looking at swords on line) . . .
Fenn, "That's a shit sword."
Me, "What? Are you swearing?"
Fenn, "Noooo."
A few minutes later (just hung the phone up and then had to call back and relate this little gem) . . .
Fenn, "What is that?"
Me, "That is a Kit Rae Custom Necklace Pendant Valdris. Its a sword necklace."
Fenn, "That's ridiculous."
Me, in my mind, "Thank you LORD!"
9.26.2009
9.05.2009
8.23.2009
Gib changing Fenn's diaper about 6:45 a.m. . . .
Fenn in a sleepy voice, "My wing-ding is hanging out."
Gib, "Yeah, your wing-ding is."
Fenn, "I just don't know about that crazy wing-ding."
Later on when I told Great-Grandma Tucker about it she laughed and said, "Just tell him he better take care of it, no matter what!"
Fenn in a sleepy voice, "My wing-ding is hanging out."
Gib, "Yeah, your wing-ding is."
Fenn, "I just don't know about that crazy wing-ding."
Later on when I told Great-Grandma Tucker about it she laughed and said, "Just tell him he better take care of it, no matter what!"
8.11.2009
In a sticky sweet voice, Fenn says, "Daddy, I'm rubbing your face. Daddy, I'm touching your face and rubbing it."
Daddy laying there relaxed on the couch, "I know you are buddy."
Fenn in a not so sweet, but a touch of evil says, "Daddy, I'm rubbing your face with my hands. And they've been on my bottom."
Daddy laying there relaxed on the couch, "I know you are buddy."
Fenn in a not so sweet, but a touch of evil says, "Daddy, I'm rubbing your face with my hands. And they've been on my bottom."
8.07.2009
7.12.2009
After using his swimming teacher's goggles Fenn says, "If I poop on the potty will you buy me some blue noggles?"
Gib, "Yes."
2 days later, Fenn poops on potty and says, "Ok, take me to Walmart to buy noggles."
While unbuckling his carseat 20 minutes later in the Walmart parking lot and trying to remember what he calls them mom says, "Let's go get your blue noogles."
Fenn looks at mom very perplexed, and says, "You mean noggles."
Mom, "Yes, I mean noggles."
Gib, "Yes."
2 days later, Fenn poops on potty and says, "Ok, take me to Walmart to buy noggles."
While unbuckling his carseat 20 minutes later in the Walmart parking lot and trying to remember what he calls them mom says, "Let's go get your blue noogles."
Fenn looks at mom very perplexed, and says, "You mean noggles."
Mom, "Yes, I mean noggles."
6.30.2009
6.21.2009
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